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Ghetto **** Baby Names Posted on 02-22-2005
IKESTEReightSIX

Do y’all know any ghetto as **** baby names? I have a cousin who named her daughter Davidisha Selebrity. She also told me when she has a son, she’s gonna name him Aprileon K’preece. Did I mention that my cousin was only 13 when she had Davidisha. I AM NOT LYING TO Y’ALL BTW, haven’t y’all heard about the girl who named her son Million’z Z’Dollaz?
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AfroPoeticSista replied on 02-23-2005 09:07PM [Reply]
~*ReDDBONE*~ wrote:
I put dis on tha boss :arrow: @ a school my friend's aunt taught @ in Chicago, there were a set of twins named Lemonjello and Orangello. pronounced Leh-Mahn-Gelo & Or-AHN-GELo
u kno how many people have told me they know those twins? oh but my ultimate is Xgquitishaj Armboshay Szchevritak Williamfspond (ex-kwi-TEE-sha ARM-ah-shay she-REE-tak WILL-yumf-spund) she lives in my city, she graduates this year, she has EVERY LETTER OF THE ALPHABET in her name
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replied on 02-23-2005 11:53PM [Reply]
AfroPoeticSista wrote:
~*ReDDBONE*~ wrote:
I put dis on tha boss :arrow: @ a school my friend's aunt taught @ in Chicago, there were a set of twins named Lemonjello and Orangello. pronounced Leh-Mahn-Gelo & Or-AHN-GELo
u kno how many people have told me they know those twins? oh but my ultimate is Xgquitishaj Armboshay Szchevritak Williamfspond (ex-kwi-TEE-sha ARM-ah-shay she-REE-tak WILL-yumf-spund) she lives in my city, she graduates this year, she has EVERY LETTER OF THE ALPHABET in her name
What the hell is wrong with these damn parents? They need to give the doctor and nerses the right to change the babies name if the name is out there like Xgquitishaj Armboshay Szchevritak Williamfspond. even if you tell me how to say it. If I try to read it my tongue would get tied.
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JaimeBSU from Baltimore, MD replied on 02-24-2005 01:47AM [Reply]

Starliesha----wtf Sundae....as in ice cream DaQuonda This little girl's first name is Miss Lucky....no bull!
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CrunkMonkey85 from Atlanta, GA replied on 02-24-2005 04:35AM [Reply]

AfroPoeticSista wrote:
Xgquitishaj Armboshay Szchevritak Williamfspond ... she has EVERY LETTER OF THE ALPHABET in her name
Wow, it does have every letter in it. s-m-d-h. Don't these parents realize they're handing their children a life sentence in the ghetto. The real world won't take them seriously. Adreamcomtru... who's dream? Ain't no upward mobility with a name like that! As it exists right now, Corporate America will never accept them. It's the truth. Don't wait, get Punani a name change for her "sweet 16", hopefully before she applies for a real job!
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I took care of a little boy when I worked for the preschool who's name was "G'est" because when he was born his father announced that he was the "G-est baby boy". The G'est.
Black people aren't alone in the madness, especially among celebrities:
  • Toni Braxton (Denim & Diesel)
  • Michael Jackson (Prince, Paris, "Blanket")
  • Jermaine Jackson (Jermajesty)
  • David Bowie (Zowie)
  • Jason Lee, who became a little more famous through his (Pilot Inspektor)
  • Bruce Willis & Demi Moore (Rumer Glenn, Scott LaRue, Tallulah Belle)
That said, I'm naming my kids Goku-Supa Sayin-3 Obialo, Inu-Sasha Sailor Moon Obialo, Vajeeta Sayin Obialo, and Dayvid Tha Nome Obialo.
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replied on 02-24-2005 01:45PM [Reply]
I met a girl at a part named Rhondicaquonshonda. WHen she told me her name I was like wtf spell that out more than 15 letters--that's too muc, she goes by Rho I'd cry if I had a name like that
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replied on 02-24-2005 01:57PM [Reply]
my cousin named her baby Zyquarious
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Lady Invictus replied on 02-24-2005 02:34PM [Reply]
Youlisha Valafontae Breonda Morquoe Chakese Rickiesha Desmontae Chabreya Heavaugnlee Tres'ure Raymonique Titerica People sit around and just think of asinine ish to brand their children with.
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AfroPoeticSista replied on 02-24-2005 02:43PM [Reply]
SwatDiva wrote:
Valafonte Chabreya Heavaugnlee Titerica .
actually i give whoever originality points for "Heavaugnlee"(i'm guessn u pronounce it 'Heavenly', right?). I'm hopin the last one is pronounce tuh-TER-ri-kuh and not ****-a-RI-ca :roll:
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replied on 02-24-2005 04:17PM [Reply]
Jadestone05 wrote:
I think I got all of yall. I know this girl and her name is Specialparrot No Bull.. I couldn't tell you how to say it. but all that pops in my mind is a mentally challange parrot
wtf... :lol: This ****is hilarious. My friend name is washina Cousins: Isunni Laprecious Give me sometime and I'll have more
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replied on 02-24-2005 04:58PM [Reply]
There was this girl on Apollo one time named LaBrittany. How do you just add a prefix to a name? :roll:
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