I had this up at one point in time...but
Have something to say that u fear will be free posted if u made a thread?
Have something to say that doesn't apply to any other post?
Say it here....
Some thoughts to make you think.....
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Guns don`t **** people-husbands that get home early do.
Why do we press harder on the remote control`s buttons when the batteries are ****?
Do crematoriums give a discount for burn victims?
Why do gas stations lock their restroom doors? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? (Actually they do! This is to make sure that you will die from the injection and not some pathogen that may have been on the needle)
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff why didn`t he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Why do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on...
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it`s outside the hemisphere,but call it a hemorrhoid when it`s in your a$$?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog`s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
I NEVER KNEW...I COULD BE SO HAPPY...I NEVER KNEW...I'D BE SECURE..
BECAUSE OF YOUR LOVE...LIFE HAD BRAND NEW MEANING...
ITS GONNA BE A BRIGHTER DAY...BRIGHTER DAY...
That happens 2 be one of my most favorite Kirk Franklin songs. one question y does he never sing? I mean can he really sing, because he never does.
Rosie? WHO! I WANNA KNOW! ::starts singing:::
I just wanna know
who your crush is
don't keep it on the low
cuz my nose can't take it anymore
so if you're blushing
please just let it shoooww
oh ROOOSIE I just wanna know
nose....get it ...nosey? Ahh forget ya'll! :?
Some thoughts to make you think.....
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Guns don`t **** people-husbands that get home early do.
Why do we press harder on the remote control`s buttons when the batteries are ****?
Do crematoriums give a discount for burn victims?
Why do gas stations lock their restroom doors? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? (Actually they do! This is to make sure that you will die from the injection and not some pathogen that may have been on the needle)
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff why didn`t he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Why do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on...
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it`s outside the hemisphere,but call it a hemorrhoid when it`s in your a$$?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog`s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
MorGanBlaZe wrote:
If a tree falls and there is noone around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Why do we press harder on the remote control`s buttons when the batteries are ****?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff why didn`t he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
1. I just hit the back of the remote
2. It's the principal of the situation
3. Hey you got me on that one :lol: , and to think I answered it out loud wit my brother and daddy in here. OOPS
