Sittin on **** Faces

Onomatopoeian wrote:

when y'all say sit, do you actually mean sit, like a n*ggas face is a chair??? like pressure, like really sitting on a face??? like actually ON THE DUDES FACE??? like you mean when you put something on a table and there is no space between the object and the table??? like when you are in a car and you are driving? like when you come home from a hard days work and you plump yo **** down on a FACE instead of a CHAIR??? LIKE WHEN ITS FRIDAY NIGHT AND YOU AT THE CLUB IN YOUR BRAND NEW OUTFIT THAT YOU JUST BOUGHT THE DAY BEFORE AND YOU CHILLIN WIT YO GIRLS AND SOME DUDE COMES UP TO YOU AND ASKS YOU IF YOU THIRSTY AND THEN HE OFFERS TO BUY YOU A DRINK AND YOU SAY OKAY SO YOU GO OVER TO THE COUNTER AND ASK FOR A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA AND ITS DOLLAR DRINK NIGHT SO HE BUYS YOU TWO AND THEN YOU WAIT AND THEN THE BARTENDER GIVES YOU YOUR DRINK, AND GIVES HIM HIS HENNESSEY AND THEN HE SITS ON A STOOL NEXT TO YOU AND THEN YOU SIT DOWN ON THE STOOL LIKE THAT??? IS THAT HOW YOU BE SITTING ON A FACE?!?!?!?I MEAN YOUR FEET NOT ON THE PEGS OF THE STOOL , BUT REALLY SITTING DOWN, IS THAT WHAT YOU DO ON A FACE??? (YO COUCH N*GGA, YO COUCH I GOT MY FEET ON YO COUCH N*GGA, BUT INSTEAD OF A COUCH AND FEET IT IS A FACE AND YOU?!??! YO FACE N*GGA YO FACE, I GOT MY ***** ON YO FACE N**GA) or do you mean squatted over brushing lightly against the face i guess you dont need that many examples of what sitting is, but damn like sitting on an airplane in a chair?!?! or an elevator... with a chair in it? damn i read this and im like at first i was like and then you said SIT LIKE A CHAIR and i said but now that i think about it i'm like :twisted: but if i drownded or suffocated i would be like :x but i dont think that would happen cuz i would be like 8) cuz im too cool so that wouldnt happen which makes me like that i made this long @$$ post and now either you're like :lol: or like :evil: or you could even be like :arrow:

provAKAtive wrote:

shut up...We are grown women!!! I think most of us have been females for a while and we know what to do.You just lay down on your back and stick your tongue out! :twisted:

Onomatopoeian wrote:

when y'all say sit, do you actually mean sit, like a n*ggas face is a chair??? like pressure, like really sitting on a face??? like actually ON THE DUDES FACE??? like you mean when you put something on a table and there is no space between the object and the table??? like when you are in a car and you are driving? like when you come home from a hard days work and you plump yo **** down on a FACE instead of a CHAIR??? LIKE WHEN ITS FRIDAY NIGHT AND YOU AT THE CLUB IN YOUR BRAND NEW OUTFIT THAT YOU JUST BOUGHT THE DAY BEFORE AND YOU CHILLIN WIT YO GIRLS AND SOME DUDE COMES UP TO YOU AND ASKS YOU IF YOU THIRSTY AND THEN HE OFFERS TO BUY YOU A DRINK AND YOU SAY OKAY SO YOU GO OVER TO THE COUNTER AND ASK FOR A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA AND ITS DOLLAR DRINK NIGHT SO HE BUYS YOU TWO AND THEN YOU WAIT AND THEN THE BARTENDER GIVES YOU YOUR DRINK, AND GIVES HIM HIS HENNESSEY AND THEN HE SITS ON A STOOL NEXT TO YOU AND THEN YOU SIT DOWN ON THE STOOL LIKE THAT??? IS THAT HOW YOU BE SITTING ON A FACE?!?!?!?I MEAN YOUR FEET NOT ON THE PEGS OF THE STOOL , BUT REALLY SITTING DOWN, IS THAT WHAT YOU DO ON A FACE??? (YO COUCH N*GGA, YO COUCH I GOT MY FEET ON YO COUCH N*GGA, BUT INSTEAD OF A COUCH AND FEET IT IS A FACE AND YOU?!??! YO FACE N*GGA YO FACE, I GOT MY ***** ON YO FACE N**GA) or do you mean squatted over brushing lightly against the face i guess you dont need that many examples of what sitting is, but damn like sitting on an airplane in a chair?!?! or an elevator... with a chair in it? damn i read this and im like at first i was like and then you said SIT LIKE A CHAIR and i said but now that i think about it i'm like :twisted: but if i drownded or suffocated i would be like :x but i dont think that would happen cuz i would be like 8) cuz im too cool so that wouldnt happen which makes me like that i made this long @$$ post and now either you're like :lol: or like :evil: or you could even be like :arrow: