Ms.SoDamnAmazing wrote:

Woooow... How Did I miss this one??? Well........*lays down on the couch* I dunno why i did it....I called him over once my momma went to the club *smh*....we kissed for 20 minutes...we was in the family room right... and i was scared my momma was gonna come home so I told em we could do it right there... He was 6'3 220....and yeh this was a 2 seater couch lol...I got ****..he got ****..and he STANKED cuz he jus left from playing a football game... Midnight love was on the tv...he put it in...it hurt....then..I guess he got excited and kept on SLIPPING out......he kept sayin "my bad...my bad"... The he got mad at me cuz i asked him was that suppose to happen :? Then I couldnt feel anything..and he realized he was screwing the couch and not me...then he put it in..and i really DIDNT feel anything... So i pushed his face down low and told em to eat it... :twisted: well that last part didnt happen...but it did the second time mooo hahaha

Ms.SoDamnAmazing wrote:

Woooow... How Did I miss this one??? Well........*lays down on the couch* I dunno why i did it....I called him over once my momma went to the club *smh*....we kissed for 20 minutes...we was in the family room right... and i was scared my momma was gonna come home so I told em we could do it right there... He was 6'3 220....and yeh this was a 2 seater couch lol...I got ****..he got ****..and he STANKED cuz he jus left from playing a football game... Midnight love was on the tv...he put it in...it hurt....then..I guess he got excited and kept on SLIPPING out......he kept sayin "my bad...my bad"... The he got mad at me cuz i asked him was that suppose to happen :? Then I couldnt feel anything..and he realized he was screwing the couch and not me...then he put it in..and i really DIDNT feel anything... So i pushed his face down low and told em to eat it... :twisted: well that last part didnt happen...but it did the second time mooo hahaha

~*Secret*~ wrote:

Ms.SoDamnAmazing wrote:

Woooow... How Did I miss this one??? Well........*lays down on the couch* I dunno why i did it....I called him over once my momma went to the club *smh*....we kissed for 20 minutes...we was in the family room right... and i was scared my momma was gonna come home so I told em we could do it right there... He was 6'3 220....and yeh this was a 2 seater couch lol...I got ****..he got ****..and he STANKED cuz he jus left from playing a football game... Midnight love was on the tv...he put it in...it hurt....then..I guess he got excited and kept on SLIPPING out......he kept sayin "my bad...my bad"... The he got mad at me cuz i asked him was that suppose to happen :? Then I couldnt feel anything..and he realized he was screwing the couch and not me...then he put it in..and i really DIDNT feel anything... So i pushed his face down low and told em to eat it... :twisted: well that last part didnt happen...but it did the second time mooo hahaha

****!!!dang...still got my vcard and after reading that..i think ill keep it a little while longer :arrow: