Yo Momma Jokes!

42 replies · 9012 views · Started by ecepeda · Jan 2008
ecepeda Hialeah, FL
Somebody must think they are the best at ranking in here. Show me what you got ****!! I'll start. Yo momma so broke, she can't pay attention!
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C Nels · Jan 2008
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And I was just watching reruns of "Yo Momma" the other day and I can't remember a single joke. lol
TSUblueTiger · Jan 2008
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Yo momma is so old, her memory is in black and white.
C Nels · Jan 2008
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Yo momma so big, she lifts her arm and they use her as shade in the desert!
TSUblueTiger · Jan 2008
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Yo momma is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
· Jan 2008
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Yo momma so stupid, she tried to alphabetize Skittles.
SuperFly · Jan 2008
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Yo momma so short, she's the last one to know when it rains.
ecepeda · Jan 2008
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Yo momma so fat, she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.
TSUblueTiger · Jan 2008
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Yo momma's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories!
C Nels · Jan 2008
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Yo momma so big, she fell off the family tree!
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