Ok......So some of you may know..I had my Trunk Party yesterday right??
So let me tell yall what the hell happend cuz my day was FULL...
Fiiirst this is going to be the Last first sunday Im out here so i was like " Let me take my black **** to church"
So church starts at 12pm........Yall kno wha time i got outta there?? 3:30pm....the damn Rev. was like " Yall gotta give yall offering...Ushers....Lock the doors"....They held us HOSTAGE..HOSTAGE for some money for the offering...
So Im ****..I walk to the door like " I have to take my son home..." I had my baby cuzzin with me...so they like " Well the Rev said yall cant leave" and i was like..." Yo seriously..I gave 5 dollaz now let me the hell out...excuse me Lord"...so they let me go
So while Im running to my car...holding my purse..trying not to let my short **** skirt fly up..holding a diaper bag..AND the baby...I get to my car and while Im putting him in his car seat I get this funny feeling....
I look up and its this 6 foot 5 black 276 pounds mentally **** guy standing right next to me ...So i kinda jump back and he walks up on me like...."GOOD MORNING..GOOD MORNING....GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING"...tryin to shake my hand and shyt...
So i was freakin out..I shut the door so he couldnt get to the baby if anything went down..he walkin up on me right...So I slapped the ****outta him with my Gucci bowling bag purse and hopped in my car and locked the doors......
Dis **** BANGING on my car windows....i put the damn keys in and SPEED off......
So i hope on the expressway..and im driving..Im SOOOO scared by now yall...then all of a sudden its a damn bump bump bump sound goin on under my car..next thing i kno my Mutha fucckin a TIRE BLOWS OFF MY CAR
I loose control of the car..then i finally get it back to pull over... And I lost it yall..I started CRYING ... I called my momma crying..and then she thought i was half way **** and she was screaming asking me was i alive and shyt...Im like " MA WHA THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM IM ALIVE DAMMIT IM ALIVE...
So my uncle has to come get me and my stranded cousin..from off the expressway...
So theeen when i finally get MY party..i was ok......
BUT
I fucckin threw my damn knee out when i was doin the Cha Mutha Cha Slide..And i had to sit down the rest of the got damn party.....
But i had fun..I saw my ex boyfriend too...I'll talk about that in my weblog...Ok...I jus needed to vent...
see God don't like ****, but anyway........
HAAAAAAAA!!!! Girl dat sh!t was funny bout da cha cha slide. HAAAAAA!!! I can picture yo **** just gettin it too, then all of a sudden *POP* yo knee goes out!
*stops laughing and gets herself together*
but fa real, I'm glad you aight. Stay calm and collective next time. Damn, I hope it don't be a next time. :?
ok first off i had to reread the beginning over cause i couldnt stop laughing.....second sorry about ur day gurl thats just messed up but at least u had a good time at ur party and good luck this semester
I didnt beat him up.... !!!
I hit him TWO times with my purse and got in my car...
You let a big **** **** run up on u talking bout
GOOOOOD MORRRNING I SAID GOOOD MORRNINGGGGG
and see what the hell you do Rod :roll:
I didnt beat him up.... !!!
I hit him TWO times with my purse and got in my car...
You let a big **** N*gga run up on u talking bout
GOOOOOD MORRRNING I SAID GOOOD MORRNINGGGGG
and see what the hell you do Rod :roll:
Hell 6'5" 276 aint that big im 6'4" 238...... yea that is a big **** dude but I woulda just kept movin
