since the holidays aint that far..i did this in high school when i was bored not listening to no teachers
Christmas time, black angels on trees with crooked halos,
bad kids dont get lumps of coal, they get play dough,
the weather stays cold, driveways hidden in snow,
and the band aint playing jinge bells, they playing lets go,
oh no, Its eve and I see santa from my window,
but santa looking like dude off parent hood named windol,
, he in the excalade at the light with rims dubbed out,
A joint in his hand, eye red, dag santas bugged out,
Santas thugged out, smiling,driving counting his cash,
got a dime bag on the dash, tellings elves to puff and pass,
And whats that ****? I see in the passenger seat,
its KiKi from the strip club with the gap in her teeth,
Santa straight rolling the street, I hear the Roll OUt beat,
loud with his finger up saying I dont give a bleep,
got no christmas tree,dawg we got a bush my way,
wake up to presents in a paper bag on christmas day,
Got cornbread, watching comic view sipping kool aid,
A ghetto christmas, I wouldnt have it any other way.