" I'm really not a ****....ok I had to laugh at myself on that one"
and my friend got me one that says
" Yes, it does hurt to smile"....
cuz a **** like me always mean muggin someone
"Why??...Because I can."
"You were so much cuter BEFORE you opened your mouth."
"GOTTA LOVE A LIBRA"
"Must be at least 6ft to ride."
"I'm claustrophobic...and if you can read this you're too close."
& of course
"DOMINICANA HASTA LA MUERTE!"