Dan Rather wrote:

Good evening america i'm dan rather for CBS news...we start tonight's broadcast off with a breaking **** from the white house dealing with the war on ****...a CBS news investigation has acertained that the bush administration has been allowing troops in iraq to reurn home for 4 weeks for what they've called "rest and relaxation"...well dan rather and others at CBS want to ask the president this question: if these soldiers are at home, who's out fighting the war on ****? if we're spending $87 billion on this war, then why isn't anyone out there fighting it? why are these men and women at home would the president told us they were fighting a war in iraq? why isn't--

demmeri wrote:

umm...dan?....:?

Dan Rather wrote:

excuse me, WHO THE HELL IS THIS? how dare you inturrupt a broadcast of the nightly news!! do you know who i am?! do you know what i can do to you!? somebody call security!! how is this professional news when we have commoners interrupting the broadcast? show some common respect and decency and get the hell out of the studio!!

demmeri wrote:

what are you talking about man??!! you got fired like 3 weeks ago!! you're sitting in a bathroom stall on the toilet talking to yourself pretending to do the news...man, get your **** out of there cause i gotta go!

Dan Rather wrote:

................. :?: :?

demmeri wrote:

look it, either, sh!t, or get the hell off the pot, man...:?

Dan Rather wrote:

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demmeri wrote:

.................:?

Dan Rather wrote:

*flushes toilet* *walks out of bathroom stall*

demmeri wrote:

*walks in bathroom stall*