Does anyone else here believe that the Bible is hilarious?
God smited people for skeeting on the ground, King David **** some guy so he could bone his wife and one guy rapes his sister and desecrates her. You can't get more vile in a book!
THIS BOOK IS AWESOME.
So, this I made this post for religious debates because I am considerably bored and Christianity is the easiest to pick on since it's so broken. Who here studies...and I mean STUDIED...the bible?
Thunder
i study it..............
i like the Bible tho....................
it IS hilarious, cuz God was off the hook in the Old Testament................
And as for vile............. yeah it is..................
it is the most gruesome, bloodiest, lustiest, sinniest (****) book in the WORLD....................
The angel told Lot and his family NOT to look back at what they left behind when they fleed Sodomand Gomorrah. So what did his wife do? Looked back. And God turned her into a pillar of salt.
Bet she was feeling TOO salty :lol:
The angel told Lot and his family NOT to look back at what they left behind when they fleed Sodomand Gomorrah. So what did his wife do? Looked back. And God turned her into a pillar of salt.
Bet she was feeling TOO salty :lol:
God **** all of Job's children...his wife left him...he took away all his land...**** his animals...burnt his house down..All of this to prove a point to the Devil...Yes Job is his mighty servant.
I dare not poke fun at the Bible tho'....lightening aint finna strike ME down.
It's funny that you mention the Bible is hilarious because it really is. This past Sunday at church, the preacher was like, "Ya'll like all of them soap operas. The Bible has it all.
I just found that interesting and very true.
:continues to study my extreme teen bible:
