i know yall remember bein in elementary and part of middle school and hearin the yo mama jokes or the "you so ****" jokes...so what are some that you remember?
The super DARK person always bein called dude from amistad. Everybody just say GIVE US FREE
Then it was this one dude w/ a far hairline and they used to say he had to salute in like the middle of his head.
Its so many more from jr. high cause we used to ROAST so crazy all the time. I just dont remember that many.
yo mama so old, she owe Jesus a nickel...
yo mama so ****, when she goes to banks they turn off the cameras....
(heres some classics)
yo mama so fat, dat when she sat on a rainbow it rained skittles...
yo mama so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice....
yo mama so fat, when she stood ona scale it said to be continued....
yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out
yo mama so fat when she sat in the car, both airbags popped out
yo mama so fat, her belt size is equator
you so **** yo mama had to tie a porkshop aroun your neck just to get the dog to plat with you
:lol: ...this guy named dominic told called one boy named darrius nestle's crunch cuz he had really bad acne lol....it was hilarious
last night when we were ballin...my friend told justin "Pass the ball Dark Wing Duck :lol: :lol: ....he hella dark too....it was funny
Lol. Yall shouldn't have got me started:
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies
Yo father so dumb he put a ruler next to the bed to see how long he slept
Yo mama so old when God said "Let there be Light", she turned on the switch
Yo mama so black when she leave the car, the **** light cut on
Yo mama so **** when she walk in a bank, they turn off the surveillance
Yo mama so fat, when she was in school, she sat next to EVERYBODY
Yo mama so dumb she tried to get into an under 17 not admitted movie, so she went home and got 16 of her friends
