the other day i was in the cafe w/ some people, friendz included...& one of tha people who iz a friend of my friendz (& she'z 19 yearz old)...wuz talkin' about how she planz on teachin' her daughter how 2 give head.... . .aiight i wuz laughin about it, but she wuz DEEAD SERIOUS...
she & my friend jey looked @ me & wuz like, r u not gonna teach ya daughter how 2 give head?
i wuz like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HELL NO
& maybe it seemed like i wuz tryna play her face or somethin' (can ya blame me?!) 'cuz she went on justifying herself, talkin' about there ain't any shame in her game...she might as well be the one 2 teach her daughter 'cuz the daughter is gonna have 2 do it @ some point
she wantz 2 teach her how 2 give GOOD HEAD becuz she wuz like, "if her man ain't gettin' it from her, he'll damn sure be gettin' it from someone else"
i wuz like WTF?! maybe this wuz just me...but do ya'll feel where i'm comin' from?!?!
and THEN...i told one of my female friendz later what the girl had said & asked her if SHE would ever teach HER daughter how 2 give head...she wuz like NAWWW....BUT...she'll probably teach her children how 2 roll a blunt
i wuz like . . .WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
maaan......iz THIS what being a "HIP" parent iz gonna end up meaning in about 10, 20 yearz?!?! will I be considered "OLD FASHIONED"?!?!
teach my daughter how 2 give head....teach my son how 2 roll a blunt - DAMN THAT!
thats wild Sh*t, maybe i should teach my son to eat the ****?
****, now that's just too much.. :lol:
could you image that conversation
neck: c'mon ova here boy, daddy wanna talk to you
son: about what man?
neck: boy get you **** ova here, I'm finna tell you how to keep a woman
son: aight, how's that
neck: ya gotta eat tha ****
son: what?? oh hell nawl, I ain't doin that
neck: what I say boy? how you think I got your momma?
son: aww man, I don't wanna hear that mess
neck: shut up and listen to what I'm finna tell ya. if you follow my
instructions completely you'll be a happy man
son: mannn, aight
neck: okay first you gotta........
oh HECK nawl!! I don't want any kids but I'm gonna tell my nieces that suckin d*ck causes cancer..****!
OMG. This is too funny. :lol:
*To answer the question*
No I would not teach my daughter how to give head. How about going to church and learning about the Lord? If she wants to give head in the future, she can learn it on her own.
I agree with Ashely, when your son/daughter is of age, and really has questions on the subject, why not. I am not saying going into full detail, but that is your child and they should be able to feel comfortable coming to u about ANYTHING
I agree with Ashely, when your son/daughter is of age, and really has questions on the subject, why not. I am not saying going into full detail, but that is your child and they should be able to feel comfortable coming to u about ANYTHING
Hell yeah...either that or go get some REALLY bad advice from someone else. Somebody have your child doing all kinda crazy things. The best advice should come from you. And that's on ANY subject. If my child came to me wanting advice and I tell her no because I don't want to...she gonna go to someone else and probably stop coming to me.
I don't think I would want to teach my daughter to do that sort of a thing. I agree with the fact that if she is of appropraite age, and has questions, then we will handle it from there. But as far as going into detail and teaching my daughter how to give head....that's a no-no. You need to draw a line at some point in time.
she wantz 2 teach her how 2 give GOOD HEAD becuz she wuz like, "if her man ain't gettin' it from her, he'll damn sure be gettin' it from someone else"
i wuz like WTF?! maybe this wuz just me...but do ya'll feel where i'm comin' from?!?!
and THEN...i told one of my female friendz later what the girl had said & asked her if SHE would ever teach HER daughter how 2 give head...she wuz like NAWWW....BUT...she'll probably teach her children how 2 roll a blunt
i wuz like . . . WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
maaan......iz THIS what being a "HIP" parent iz gonna end up meaning in about 10, 20 yearz?!?! will I be considered "OLD FASHIONED"?!?!
teach my daughter how 2 give head....teach my son how 2 roll a blunt - DAMN THAT!
