^^ Rod is just like me....tittie bar freak.
One moment of silence for all Tittie Bars across the southeast.....
Ok.
The first time I hit up a tittie bar, I was 17. Joint called Fat Cats (Ebony Club in Triana, right outside Huntsville)....IF they even checked for ID, all you had to do is tell them you didn't have it on you...but you paid an extra $5 to get in. Total: $10. No security AT ALL...If you were inside the strip club, the bartender "assumed" you were 21 (dont ask, dont tell).
We used to go up there on Freaky Friday nites...take money off the stage & everything.
Damn I miss going there. They've since turned it into a regular juke joint with "dancers" and strippers on special nights (when Luke comes thru).
My first time was at a place called Twiggy's, a nice little get away spot that's you'd never eXpect.
Well anyways, I got in for free cuz we had peoples there 8) which was no big deal cuz the charge is only $5 to get in on the weeKdays... So I go in, and I froze up at first cuz in my head, the strip club is this imaginary place that only eXisted on TV and I was too young to be in such a place then I remembered.... I'm a grown **** man 8)
So as I went to go sit down, I noticed more than a few eyes on me... about 5 of the girls came over and introduced themselved to me one after the other. And I'm liKe... "Who do they thinK I am? :? "
So I'm watchin' this girl onstage do some serious thangs with her Pucci... and this cute li'l bundle of thicKness offers to taKe me to the Private Room for a Private Session... which was only $10 but I told her 'Naaah I'ma hafta see her neXt time' (I only had $20 on me and I'd be dayumed if I was gettin rid of it that easy) but she wasn't trying to hear no for an answer. Come to find out she wanted me to go bacK there with her just because (Meaning she didn't care about the money, she just wanted me ) but that's anutha story...
OH... If you are in NC, and just happen to find yourself at Twiggy's... Request "ECLIPSE" THAT Woman has an **** that is UNBELIEVABLE!!! I sat there for the duration of her set liKe this all the **** with me were laughin cuz I didn't move, twitch or blinK once! You'd be amazed at the things she can do with her @$$
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then I remembered.... I'm a grown **** man 8)
So as I went to go sit down, I noticed more than a few eyes on me... about 5 of the girls came over and introduced themselved to me one after the other. And I'm liKe... "Who do they thinK I am? :? "
So I'm watchin' this girl onstage do some serious thangs with her Pucci... 
