Last Child Support Check
Today is my daughters 18th birthday.......
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment.
Month after month, year after year, those payments!
I called my daughter girl to come over to my house,and when she got
there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your momma's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the expression she had on her face."
So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so
anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like.
As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Well now .... what
did your momma have to say?"
"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy."
That's grounds to **** someone over..:twisted: I personally would have taken a paternity test, but thank GOD I'm not a dude.. that would suck to be in the predictament...
But even if this was a real situation...and Im sure these situations have occurred before...he could easily **** and win. Just take a blood test to prove the child that he been paying for the last 18 years wasnt his, and the hoe who did that to him would just have to pay him back...
What difference would it make to ****. If she was grimey enough to do that, chances are she ain't got no money. Probably spent the child support money on hair and nails....
That joke is real old .. Heard it a long time ago .. But u have to take a test before they even grant child support .. Anyway I was still laughin when I first heard it
