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RESUME
GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost"
and is not available.
Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a
drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the
Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid
combat duty in Vietnam.
College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a
cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
* I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the ****
business in Midland,Texas, in 1975.
* I bought an **** company, but couldn't find any **** inTexas. The
company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the
Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using
taxpayer money.
* With the help of my father and our friends in the **** industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
* I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and **** companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure,
Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
* I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
billions in borrowed money.
* I set the record for the most executions by any governor in
American history.
* With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my
father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after
losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
* I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal record.
* I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over
one billion dollars per week.
* I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S.
Treasury.
* I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.
history.
* I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in
any 12-month period.
* I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month
period.
* I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of
the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million
Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
* I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza
Rice, has a Chevron **** tanker named after her.
* I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
President.
* I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the
most corporate campaign donations.
* My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best
friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy
fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
* My political party used Enron private jets and corporate
attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my
election decision.
* I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
investigating one of the biggest corporate rip- offs in history.
* I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
refused to intervene when **** involving the **** industry was
revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
* I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be
awarded government contracts.
* I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
President in U.S. history.
* I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest
bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
* I've broken more international treaties than any President in
U.S. history.
* I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United
Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
* I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
* I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
* I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
* I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
President since the advent of television.
* I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any
one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided
over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
* I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
* I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),
shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of
mankind.
* I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I
did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
citizens, and the world community.
* I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a
cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in
wartime.
* In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
* I am the first President in history to have a majority of
Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
and security.
* I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker
Buster," a WMD.
* I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin
Laden [sic] to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my
father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
* All records of **** investigations into my insider trading and my
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
* All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public review.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.
oh yeah the author forgot on the resume that bush went to FIRST
1--phillips academy in andover MA which is a boarding co-ed HIGHSCHOOL and he cheerleaded there not at yale and he went to
2-Yale and FINALLY graduated from college with a low C average
3--and went to Harvard's business school to get an MBA, in which another **** is involved personally with the school
another bad thing on his resume: read this which is also true:
In a little-known episode, the report found that Harvard University, where Bush earned a business degree, came to the rescue of Bush's **** exploration company, Harken Energy Corp. Harvard's endowment managers, who included at least one director with ties to the Bush family, invested about $20 million in the then-struggling company a month after Bush came on its board. The investment turned sour in 1990, with a loss of millions of dollars, but Bush sold most of his shares two months earlier.
HARVARD BASICALLY LET BUSH TAKE 20 MILLIONS DOLLARS FROM THE HARVARD ENDOWMENT FUND MEANT TO HELP FINANCIALLY HELP HU STUDENTS SO hARVARD COULD INVEST IN DUBYA'S **** BUSINESS
Bush's Resume has been posted AT LEAST 5x on this site. :roll: :arrow:
find at least two other topics, b/c i 've never seen them before
Well no...because I've seen it a bunch of times too...
Thank you that I have a witness...But Dwayne Im not about to look thru all these old threads to find this one again..but it has been posted a many times before...
