Whats some wild **** ****that u and ya people do.
Well I kno for me and my boys anytime one of us is holdin an object that can easily be throw. He would just start callin random football cadances and **** would run to line up like we playin football and we would run a random **** play. Like anywhere
We go to places and act like we're in church. We'll start singing hymns REALLY loud or we'll tapp people on their shoulder and try to get them to donate money to some REALLY bogus foundation.
One time (and I know I shouldn't have done it) but we went to Wal-Mart and to the condoms section. I was tearing the place up looking for a pregnancy test. My friend was talking really loud like, I DON'T REMEMBER THE DIRECTIONS TO THE TEST YOU TOOK, SO JUST READ THE BACK OF THE BOX!!" I finally find one and said outloud "Blue means pregnant......BLUEEEEEEEEEEE MEANS PREGNANT!!!" Then I would fall out in the middle of Wal-Mart get up and run out of the place. Everyone was looking around like..."That poor girl"
Got out and DIED laughing.
uhm we dont do any real stupid Sh*t anymore but when we were in high school and we would race running across the tops of the cars parked on the side of the rode.
1. Say we're at an amusement park or a mall or something. One of us would pick some random person out of the crowd and start walking with them--right next to them like we were friends or something. We wouldn't talk to them or anything, just walk with them for however long it took for them to get uncomfortable and say something to us.
2. If we were on the sidewalk, hallway, walkway, or somewhere, my friends and I would wait until a random group of people were walking up and one of us would go to one side of the sidewalk and pretend like we're pulling something (like string) across the sidewalk to the other side. People would stop, try and step over, carry their little children over, or walk around what was an invisible string. You have not lived until you have tried this.
1. Say we're at an amusement park or a mall or something. One of us would pick some random person out of the crowd and start walking with them--right next to them like we were friends or something. We wouldn't talk to them or anything, just walk with them for however long it took for them to get uncomfortable and say something to us.
2. If we were on the sidewalk, hallway, walkway, or somewhere, my friends and I would wait until a random group of people were walking up and one of us would go to one side of the sidewalk and pretend like we're pulling something (like string) across the sidewalk to the other side. People would stop, try and step over, carry their little children over, or walk around what was an invisible string. You have not lived until you have tried this.
lma00000 im going to have to try both of those...our clique is full of Sagittarians so you know we're some wild riders anyway..nothing is too crazy for us bahahaaz...
we were in the mall one day, it was only 3 from our clique..me and 2 of my homeboys..and all of a sudden we just got this urge to do something stupid...so i was walking like i was a super-model ****, and they both hooked on to both of my arms, and we had our noses up in the air, and we walked around the mall like i was their ****, and they were catering to my needs...needless to say after that day rumor came back to me that some guy told my brother he thought i was ****..lma0z...i was like WTF...
Also...we get hype ALL the time in our cars...so we'll all be riding in one of their cars or something and just gettin crunk to the music....when we get to a stop light, we can be on BUSY packed streets or deserted streets it doesn't matter...we all hop out of the car and just start dancing, doing all the latest dances and Sh*t right there, and then hurry up and jump back in the car..sometimes we have car-crowd participation where people yell at us like UH OH TWURK IT...or the white people be like WHOO HOOOO..or while somebody's driving, we'll all be dancing in diff. positions in the car, or lean our bodies all the way out the window and sit on the bottom of it and just be yellin and screaming and twirking...
one time...me, my cousin, my boyfriend AT THE TIME, his male cousins, and my homegirls were all in my cuz's explorer, and we were downtown on a day it wasn't too hype or busy...was barely any cars out...it was raining cats, dogs, turtles, Sh*t whatever u go by..it was raining hard as hell that night..about 2 or 3 in the am..and me and my boyfriend...just HOPPED out of the car and ran somewhere...our peoplez couldn't find us lma0z...and we went and jumped on this big stone thing that was part of the downtown area..but they were under something so we stopped getting wet, and we started laughing and stuff and then making out...so then my cousins still couldnt find us and they came back around and stopped at the same stoplight and honked the horn MADDDD loud for a long **** time while they were screaming and whoo hooing and Sh*t...we just do stuff on a whim..we dont really plan what we're gonna do...it just pops into our heads and we do it...we've done crazier Sh*t than that but i can't think str8 right now and i've already typed a damn novel anyway lol
why did u have to make reading this so hard with the small type?
When all of my friends get around each other we like to ask each other carzy **** questions, you know the ones you'll do for money. For example would you put your tounge on a elephants **** for $1000. Stupid I know we get a kick out of crazy things!
me and my girls are hella dumb. We have it bad with making up random songs that have a dirty south feel to em. Somebody would just be having a convo and say "dang it's hot. Maybe i should take my jacket off", and out of nowhere one of us (it's usually me with my **** behind) would make up a song to that.
Here's our first single..."take yo jacket off (what!), take yo jacket off (what!), if u feelin real crunk take yo jacket off!(what!) Get crunk! (get crunk), get crunk! (get crunk), if feelin real crunk take yo jacket off!" *does ATL stomp* *rocks away* *exits* 8) :arrow:
be on the look out for the other singles...
:arrow: "I need some man digits"
:arrow: "Big pimpin in tha parkin lot"
:arrow: "10 freaky boys" (spin off of 8 mile)
:arrow: and the remix to "Take Yo Jacket Off", entitled "Put Yo Jacket On"...that's the winter cut :wink: 8)
Here's somethin me and my boys do when Boredom hits, It's funny as hell. You gotta at least do it once to understand... but anyways here's how it goes.
You Get you either a Japanese Animation or something with Muppets ((You can probly do it with other videos or whatever but we use Anime or Muppets, It worKs better!)) and a Reggae Cd
Pop that tape in, and while the Muppets are on your TV, cut the Volume down to ZERO and then pop the Reggae CD in and cut it up enuff to be heard, Now if done right... it will appear as tho the Muppets are actually singin/sayin the words to the song. And whats so funny about it is they will do random actions that will correspond with the music! You just gotta try it!!!
We somehow found this out in High School and have been doing it ever since.
Me and my crew have fun. When we're in teh room we have burping contests to see who can burp the most like a ni99a. Or, I will never forget this, the time we locked our homeboy out of the car even though he had his keys. :lol: We were sittin' in the car chilin, and talking and he decided he was rea dy to go. We decided we weren't. So he cut the car off, rolled up the windows and got out the car like he was going to suffocate us out. But it was a really cool night so we was fine. So when he got we locked his door. He tried to unlock the door with his key so we covered the locks with our hands so they wouldn't unlock, cut on the lights and started blowing the horn. Mayn we was having a mad good time. We kept that up for like half an hour before he beat one of us to the lock.
Another fun thing is to go to Denny's and get krunk until the manager asks us to go to the back room and then start yellin' "it's cause we black" and watch the manager try to get us in the back whie claiming :I'm not racist, some of my best friends are black.
