PurpleCrystal wrote:

You've ever had to pick your own switch off the tree and she sent you back b/c the switch you got was to small You've ever been burnt on your ear with the HOT COMB

JuniorMintsChic wrote:

if she pronounced ya name differently then she did when u were born (I.e she wrote Jamar on da birf certificate but she been callin u Jamal for ya whole life)

AnEpic wrote:

if you ever mixed drinks , act as entertainment or act as a server at one of your parents grown folks functions....for example, after the crowd has had a few, "Steph's been learning to play the saxophone and piano...STEPH!!! come play something for the company." or "Hey Steph, make aunt Cheryl a drink, about a fourth of that clear stuff and the rest of some juice"...so sad but true

P o e t i q R e i g n wrote:

and ain't it funny how some hella negative stuff r always what we seem to list when talkin' about havin' a "black mama"??? what about...u KNOW ya mama could literally take u outta this world if she really wanted 2, but let somebody else mess with u..."black mama" is NOT the one 2 mess with when someone's messed with her "babies" & speakin of which, did any of u see that "Mother's Day" special on BET...featuring different Black celebrities, talkin' about their mothers?? it was either Young Buck or Lloyd Banks who was talkin' about when he was in middle school & one of his teacher's took the chain he was wearing & threw it in the trash ...& later on that evening @ home, his mama asked him where the chain was...he told her...& the next day, "she went down and beat that teacher's @$$" :lol: :lol: that story was too funny 2 me...'cause i swear that sound like one i'd have about my mama :lol: he said that happened all the way back in like 1984, & now the woman is tryna **** HIM 'cause of it.....*smh*