I'm gonna type a question. You post an answer and then ask a question.
Like I would ask
Q. What if pigs could fly?
You would post an answer and then ask another stupid question like.
A. Then I would stay inside all day.
Q. Why is water wet.
Get it?
Let us Begin:
Q: Why do people pick their nose at stoplights?
Lol. That's the way it appears huh. I don't think I wanna taste the rainbow if that's the case.
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
A: Because if you are as goofy as I am, than EVERYTHING is funny
Q: Why is it that the people who are always late are much happier than the people who have to wait for them?
Because when you are late, you have obviously completed whatever you were doing. If you are waiting, then you are giving up your time when you could be doing something else. (Hope that made sense).
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
A. Yeah, how do you think they get that bread they serve at Outback
Q. I understand that you put your left arm in and you take your left arm out and then you put your left arm in and then you shake it all about. But how do you actually do the Hokie Pokie?
You stick your **** out (just a little bit) and you shake it. Well that's how I was always taught to do it.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
That's such a good question. I guess because on one day it's more cloudy and the other its more sunny. But you would think it would have the same effect huh.
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
