"Dwayne you sound stuffy"
"My Stewie's ****"
"How do you not like getting face?"
*2stepz*
"I'ma bout to beat a bytch's ****"
"do you jack off to HBCUConnect all the time?"
"Shut up chump"
"I want some mumbo sauce"
"can i be your teddy bear?"
"how tall are u?"
response:"5'11"
"...will u marry me?"
"Nobody loves Rod."
"Everybody loves Dwayne"