Recently... Well actually it was earlier this year, Me and my peoples was at the club in NC called "Atlantis" and we was cool with the peeps that owned and worK in the place.
Well they made our drinKs eXtra strong...
I wasn't aware of that. So I had a Long Island Ice Tea, in a nice Big Cup... thing is, I don't sip... I GULP! So that cup was done for about 2 minutes after they handed it to me. I was fine for a while cuz I was standin still watchin my friend (The Camera Lady) Snap pics of the people.
***Yo me and my peoples was dressed to **** that night cuz we had 2 other parties to go to where the dress code was "Dress to Impress". I had on a custom made outfit, White & Red with the matching Gators and Gator Belt, Other dude was Straight Chocolate & BlacK to the toe, Last man BlacK with the Pen Stripes 8) WHAAAAAAAAT!!!! We had the club on smash! What ever we wanted we got!!! ***
Well anyways, I start feeling the ****KicKin in... so I sit down. By this time the other two were almost **** too cuz they were clownin the people gettin their pics taKen... especially them girls that was trying to get our attention... sorry, it wasn't happenin :? I believe we ragged on all but few females in there, and Every clown @$$ Nugga got it that night... it was too funny.
So my dude had ordered anutha Long Island Ice tea... But he couldn't handle it. Me being me... I said Aiight Whatever. So I gulped down that 2nd one ((.... about 5 minutes after the first one mind you))
Yoooooooooo.... My whole ****got NUMB, things was moving in Slow motion, and after about 10 minutes I couldn't stop laughing, I couldn't see straight, My Voice got High Pitched, and I couldn't feel my fingers moving :?
Oh but thats wasn't nuthin.... that was just the Begining.
**From then on I was OFFICIALLY **** PAST MY LIMIT**
I don't remember much to anything about what happened or went on, but they told me.... Now I do remember them walKin me to the car, I remember sittin in the bacKseat laughing, I remember the Strippers, I remember the other club... I don't remember Falling asleep, but I do remember waKing bacK up in the car.
They told me my Eyes were liKe this> and going in two seperate directions (( Right going right and Left going Left)) which eXplains why I couldn't see. I remember losing control of my legs... I couldn't walK at all LoL, I remember falling out of the car. I remember confessing that I loved my female friend cuz she was so good to me... :? (( She is still trying o get me that **** again so she can video tape it)) Oh yeah, that was the first time I ever puKed from drinKin... :?
Funny part was... as much as I rolled around on the ground, as much as I puKed, as much as I got dragged on the floor... My White outfit did not get dirty what so ever!
my name is Chrisella....i am an alcoholic.....
ok last year me and my friend decided to go to a house party...the party was whack...so on the way back to the room, we decided to stop at my cousin's house...BIG MISTAKE!!!!! i sat down and she put a bottle of 99 Apples, Coconut Rum, and Vodka in front of me...next thing i know i drank all of it, even my friend's cup....all i remember was passing out on the kitchen table....then someone came and woke me up....i couldn't make it to the door, so my cousin volunteered to drive us home....first i tripped going up the concrete stairs, then i ran into the wall going into my room...then i sat on the bed, and fell right on the floor...my roommate had to drag me back onto the bed...my suitemates even had pics of the whole event....
next morning i found myself hung over my bed w/ my head in the garbage can throwing up...not a pretty sight....nobody betta not let me get like that again...i was hung over for 2 days.... :?
Hey everyone Im Rod and Im an Alchy....
Well I remember I was at this party at riverwalk at my friend Crystal crib. (Yea Crystal throws the best parties). So my boy Kelz drank damn near a whole 5th of Paul Mason. I was drinkin a lil bit of everything brown, white whateva. Well we was **** as hell. My boy Ziek said some Sh*t Me and Kelz was rollin next thing I kno Kelz fell on the floor Ziek tripped over him and then all I kno is Im on the ground and shyt. So we get up im **** as f**k the world started goin in slow motion. I swear I could feel myself movin my limbs. I was like ay N*gga I can feel my fingers watch and started wigglin my fingers. So then we outside fukkin freestylin and singin and shyt. SO we walkin back from Riverwalk I see this chick in my class and im like "Heyyyyy I kno Uuuuuu" and Im yellin at my boys cuz they walkin in the street when they right by the curb..... Then I ended up fukkin this chick..... Aggies know who im talkin bout......
Hey everyone...my name is Nini n im an alcoholic, lol
Ill just tell stories from this semester at HU...ive been drinkin for awhile n hs had even CRAZIER stories....but anywayz a couple times i've missed curfew cuz im too **** to function/walk....1 time me n my friend ended up stayin at this guys house cuz my **** a$$ couldnt get bak 2 the dorm without assistance, MIXING DARKS n LIGHTS is ALWAYS A NO NO...i dunno how i forgot that....but anywayz i ended up passing out from like 12am-4am.....the next day i paid for my drunkness wit a HORRIBLE HANGOVER AND OPENING CONVOCATION AT 10AM!! ive never felt sicker in my life
Hi I'm James and I'm a **** (alchoholics go to meetings)
One night it was my boy's birthday, We had a 5th of E&J, Paul mason, and Hennessy. I had 2 big a$$ cups of each. ANyway we go to this party and i'm in line leaning all over my boy trying not to fall. I get inside, dance once and then i sit against the wall and nap for like a hour. I get up to go to the bathroom and when i come out. The party is ending. I was ****. But that don't stop me. I still throw em back
Im Damein, and Im a recovering party drunkard.
Every single year, my homeboy's homeboy named Teeko throws a back to school party at his apartment.
Sophomore year: this was the first time in my life i saw that much alcohol. Its also the 1st time we had leftovers. Picture about 35 girls, and 12 dudes in one little bitty apartment....
I had 13 Bud Lights....a pitcher of grey goose & sprite...3 Smirnoff 100 proof mini-bottles....AND about 5 shots of Jose Quervo. All I remember is J.D. tellin me to lay off of the tequila...and some girl slappin me in the face. It coulda been my mom for all I knew. But J.D. told me it was a girl from one of my classes that i was trying to holler at...at that time.
I was so DAMN **** that night. Some girl walked me back to my j.d.'s apartment. To make it so bad, I had to be at work at 8am that next morning!! I dont think I'll ever get that **** again. Here's why:
Last new years eve, me and the boys i went to H.S. with rented 2 hotel rooms. Some white folks rented the rooms across from us. I had a 12 pack of beer, all to myself, Bacardi 151...Paul Masson (out here in the country, we call it Paul "Mayson"), GoldsLager (thats the white folks stuff with the minty taste and the flakes in the drink)...then we went over to the white folks party...I had some Russian vodka, more beer...and some Christian Brothers. All that combined could **** somebody....but i was sober enough to walk straight and drive to my cousin's apartment. My other cousin threw up in a closet...then he threw up in the bathtub....and he didn't even drink as much as I did.
Thats HEAVYWEIGHT stuff right there. Kids...and little people...dont try this at home.
I wasn't aware of that. So I had a Long Island Ice Tea, in a nice Big Cup... thing is, I don't sip... I GULP! So that cup was done for about 2 minutes after they handed it to me. I was fine for a while cuz I was standin still watchin my friend (The Camera Lady) Snap pics of the people.
***Yo me and my peoples was dressed to **** that night cuz we had 2 other parties to go to where the dress code was "Dress to Impress". I had on a custom made outfit, White & Red with the matching Gators and Gator Belt, Other dude was Straight Chocolate & BlacK to the toe, Last man BlacK with the Pen Stripes 8) WHAAAAAAAAT!!!! We had the club on smash! What ever we wanted we got!!! ***
Well anyways, I start feeling the ****KicKin in... so I sit down. By this time the other two were almost **** too cuz they were clownin the people gettin their pics taKen... especially them girls that was trying to get our attention... sorry, it wasn't happenin :? I believe we ragged on all but few females in there, and Every clown @$$ Nugga got it that night... it was too funny.
So my dude had ordered anutha Long Island Ice tea... But he couldn't handle it. Me being me... I said Aiight Whatever. So I gulped down that 2nd one ((.... about 5 minutes after the first one mind you))
Yoooooooooo.... My whole ****got NUMB, things was moving in Slow motion, and after about 10 minutes I couldn't stop laughing, I couldn't see straight, My Voice got High Pitched, and I couldn't feel my fingers moving :?
Oh but thats wasn't nuthin.... that was just the Begining.
**From then on I was OFFICIALLY **** PAST MY LIMIT**
I don't remember much to anything about what happened or went on, but they told me.... Now I do remember them walKin me to the car, I remember sittin in the bacKseat laughing, I remember the Strippers, I remember the other club... I don't remember Falling asleep, but I do remember waKing bacK up in the car.
They told me my Eyes were liKe this> 
and going in two seperate directions (( Right going right and Left going Left)) which eXplains why I couldn't see. I remember losing control of my legs... I couldn't walK at all LoL, I remember falling out of the car. I remember confessing that I loved my female friend cuz she was so good to me... :? (( She is still trying o get me that **** again so she can video tape it)) Oh yeah, that was the first time I ever puKed from drinKin... :?
Funny part was... as much as I rolled around on the ground, as much as I puKed, as much as I got dragged on the floor... My White outfit did not get dirty what so ever! 
