So I'm walking to the library last night, and all of a sudden a big streak of what looked like fire went across the sky. Now it was too high to be done by someone here, so is there some kind of astronomical event that occured that I just haven't heard about yet. Then everyone else around me just kept going like nothing happened.
So I'm walking to the library last night, and all of a sudden a big streak of what looked like fire went across the sky. Now it was too high to be done by someone here, so is there some kind of astronomical event that occured that I just haven't heard about yet. Then everyone else around me just kept going like nothing happened.
Global warming, el niņo, polar icebergs melting... **** season starts way early, Katrina and Rita, meteorologists run out of storm labels... it's practically winter when it was supposed to be early fall... how many young black women turned up **** in October?
Everyone keeps going like nothing's happening...
Where the hell have I been?
What I missed since I been gone?
Why can't I find my earpiece to my cell phone?
Oh yeah, I'm an auntie now!!!! (LeBron Reshard Cleveland Jr. 10-17-05) Auntie Loves ya!!! :-D
I go back to my beloved Xavier in JANUARY!!!!!
A blonde decides to do something wild that she hasn't done before: rent
her first **** adult video. She goes to the video store and after
looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable,
and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but
static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.
The blonde says, "I just rented an adult movie from you, and there's
nothing on the tape but static."
The store clerk replies, "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some
of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"
The blonde says, "It's called Head Cleaner."
Everyone keeps going like nothing's happening...
