A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
The man said," I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.
Her girlfriend said,"When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the woman called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said " That **** had $500 in quarters!"